i am going to sing this on my blog because i learned it in kindergarten and now i'm learning it in first grade. 

i'm gonna wrap myself in paper

i'm gonna dab myself with glue

stick some stamps on top of my head

i'm gonna mail myself to you

and then i learned the whole thing in kindergarten and so i'll continue and i only remember a little bit more actually so i'll continue with that stuff...

i'm gonna tie myself in blue string

i'm gonna tie some red ones too

i'm gonna climb up in my mailbox

i'm gonna mail myself to you

myself to you.