today i read more than half of one chapter book. and yesterday i read the last half of a diffrent chapter book. today is new years eve. tomorrow is going to be new years day. tonight i am going to a hockey game. i hope i dont get grounded before tonight so i dont have to stay home. 

i have a tattoo on my eyebrows and so it looks like my eyebrows are really hairy and i am going to get them off today. they go along with he vampire face tattoo. the vampire face tattoo had things that looked like whiskers and i still don't know what they are but they are gone now so i dont have to worry about it. 

on thanksgiving i got a box of presents from aunt rachel for the 12 days of christmas. it was a countdown until christmas. i got fun dip, a star to paint, mad libs, gloves, gum, more things to paint that go on the window, a spiderman box thing, salt and stuff to make ice cream, a bulletin board, another painting thing and these balloons that you can make into animals and it came with a pump. i like all of them. thank you aunt rachel. 

tomorrow is christmas eve. i am going to put on a halloween face tattoo even though it is christmas time. and it is going to be a vampire. i am going to waffle night and open presents at grandma carols house. and after that day, after christmas eve, is christmas and i hope that the reindeer like my reindeer food. 

yesterday i had pictures and then i had pizza for dinner. i got to open a present. it was two little transformer things. i didnt like them that much because they didnt transform. and then i had ice cream for dessert. and i played battle of the sexes and i had popcorn. 

today i am having a holiday party. it is going to be very very fun. i wonder what it is going to be like. tomorrow i have no school for two and a half weeks. i got a haircut.

yesterday i got pez. i ate 1 package in almost 10 seconds. 

today was the first day of wrestling practice. i learned some moves called: the treetop, and you lift the persons leg up and wrap your arms around it and keep lifting and knock them down. i also learned a wrestling move called the trick. you do the tree top but you just lift their leg up, then you put your foot in and trip them. 

today is thanksgiving. the day before thanksgiving i saw a movie called 4 christmases. my thanksgiving is going to be kind of like 4 christmases. in 4 christmases 2 people go to 4 houses and on thanksgiving i went to 2 houses. i almost saw kind of 4 movies in a row because the day before thanksgiving i saw 2 movies in a row and on thanksgiving at night i saw 1 movie, 1 commercial about the movie and the same exact movie again. it was pretty funny

on sunday i put on tattoos and i tried to wash them off on monday night but today they wouldnt come off. my teacher asked what i had on my face and i just explained it to her and i said "well yesterday when i had my tattoos i tried to get them off and it couldnt work. i used rubbing alcohol, i used water, i used some kind of lotion with the rubbing alcohol, and we didnt have any baby oil or peanut butter to get it off with. well i didnt know how to do the peanut butter. and that night my mom said it looked like i had a disease and i had to explain it to all the kids once more that it was my tattoos and i tried to get them off with a bunch of diffrent things and it didnt work but it worked a little bit and my tattoos are still on. a little bit.

today i got my tongue fixed. i got numbed up and how the dr did that was he got the cotton ball and put the numbing on it. i held it down for a few seconds where he was going to do it and he put a shot on the top. i could feel it one little bit. not any more than that. and then he cut where my tongue needed to be fixed. i couldnt feel it one little bit either. in fact i couldnt even feel it at all. when i was done i stuck my tongue out and could stick it down almost 10 inches farther down than when i could when i had a tongue tie. and then that is it.

today at recess i got in a little boys club. there was a secret handshake that is easy to remember and there is a little secret hideout for it. and we run away and try to lead the girls away from the club if some girls get near. we just i would say we just warn them off and then go back. 

today is election day. i did a couple things on election day. i did the voting on the computer and on a piece of paper and i got a sticker and it said 'i voted'. it was just like the ones that you get after you vote for the president. except for it was a rectangle. it said the same exact thing and had the american flag on it. there is john mccain who is the republican senator and there is barack obama. he is the democratic senator. we have never had a african american president and so i hope that barack obama wins. 

yesterday was halloween. for my trick or treating bag i had a pillow case. i got lots of candy. for trunk or treating i was a turkey hunter and for halloween i was a turkey hunter also. but since i cant have weapons at school i was a spider. i got some tootsie rolls and this really small tootsie roll but it was really wide. 

and the day after that i had a race. i did the 1/2 miler. i got a little rest because i sat down and watched the 1/4 milers. i was second and so when i ran i was in like second place or something. i got a foot lollipop and a medal. on the back of the medal it said, unbreakable. after the race i did a little candy thing where you sort out the candy. the gum, the trash, and the chocolate. 

tomorrow is halloween. i am going to be a spider for school and a turkey hunter for halloween. or for trick or treating or whatever. 

today i saw a hot air balloon. i ran inside to tell my mom and aunt tanya. i went out and came back in again and the next time i came in i told aunt tanya to come out and she did. so we went out and i showed her this air balloon and i said too bad i didnt have a scetching paper or just a regular paper to sketch it on and she got me a sketch book and i sketched the hot air balloon. it wasnt the first hot air balloon i saw. but this one was crazy. first it was on the left. i looked back and looked forward and it was on the right. it was crazy. and then it went behind a tree and out and i saw it in that little corner and then i couldnt see it anymore because it went behind a house. and i went in and i asked justin to come find it with me and we didnt find it. too bad we didnt have a camera to take a picture of it and put it on my blog. it was a colorful balloon. and how i saw it was just when i went out front i ran one way and the gate was closed and i ran the other way and then when i went out front in the driveway i saw that hot air balloon. like i said, it wasnt the first hot air balloon i'd ever seen. 

today i went to the basement and wrestled with justin a little bit. and then i played with talan, and then i sorted out these books which ones i wanted and which ones i didnt really want. or something like that. and i took them to mommy and she put them on my little shelf and one of them was a really cool pop up book.

today i went to max's party. it was a lego party. they had a track downstairs so i built some lego racers went down stairs and on the track i put the cars on the track and max's mom let go of the board and all the cars went flying down the track. upstairs before the track there was this jar full of legos and a green paper. you would sign your name and at the bottom it said of legos. and on that line that said of legos on it you would put how many legos you think were in the jar. i was the closest so i got to pick my prize first. there were 405. like 3 guys picked 1000something but i picked 201. i picked vampire teeth. after max's party we went right to the gage park mini train. it wasnt really a mini train because it was really long. the trip was really long too. after the train we went to the climbing house thing. after the climbing house thing we went to the baby slide. but while talan was at the little baby slide i stayed there for a little bit but then i went to this digging dirt thing. after the digging dirt thing i went back to the little baby slide and a little bit later i went to the big kid slide. i slid down the slide. and then i went to the little thing where you hold on and went sliding down the little thing. 

yesterday i got the prizes for selling wrapping paper. one of them was a little activity book. it had mazes shaped like animals. a thing where you look at one scene and another one and you circle the diffrences and more. another one is a little gun thing. you would put the rocket on it...take this one thing out...put it in a little and really fast you would pull it back and the rocket would go flying. the last thing is a knock knock jokes and riddles. i also got a cup and it has this little grey thing inside it and a button. if you wanted to make like chocolate milk or something you would put chocolate and milk in there push the button and it would stir it. it might have been the best day of my life.

today i went to ellina's house. it was fun. i played connect 4 and she had monopoly and with monopoly with the monopoly board we played house. there was the monopoly board and we set the little guys on the board and put the houses on the board and put one of the nets she has over them. and we also used the pictures around the board the light bulb was the hospital. the question mark was where you ask questions and the sink was where the plumbers were. there was also jail and the policeman in the corners. at the end i made a bracelet for my mom. it says i love you mom. once again it was fun.

yesterday i had a substitute teacher. mrs macha was here for a little while but then she had to go to a appointment for her son, jack. and at the end of the day i did boo grams but when i came back i didnt have time to eat any of my snack. i barely got to eat any of my snack because when i returned my class was already sitting at the carpet.

yesterday i went to this thing called the fall festival. it was really fun. i won a root beer and did bowling, golfing, and if you go outside there there is a bounce house that looks like a merry go round. and a rock climbing wall. maybe it was the funnest day of my life. and before that i got to go see daddy in the middle of those 2 i got a haircut. so first i went to see my dad, then i got a haircut, then i went to the fall festival. also at the fall festival i won a spider and bat ring. i just decided that it was the funnest day of my life. 

today at school at recess i played tic tac toe with a guy named seth. a little bit after recess i went to music. at music i did this high and low thing and a little project type thing. 

now i am really glad because i have harder spelling words. they are 4 word spelling words. 4 letter i mean. they are 4 letter because they have ck at the end. there are only a few of them. the other times i've did up to 10 but today i got to do 11 and 12

today when i came home from school it was going to be the best day of my life because right when i walked in it seemed like nobody was there. all the lights were turned off so i thought nobody was there. i went in the basement and my mom and aunt tanya were there. i thought that that was going to be the best day of my life. and now i have lights in the bathroom and in my room downstairs. 

tonight i'm going to grandmas house. i get to go help set up fall decorations and make cookies. i think it will be the best night of my life. 

today at school i was the helper. it is my second day. and i led the line, and did calendar and it was really fun. 

today at school a little bit after recess i got to eat with the principal. her name is mrs. cassidy. i had pizza. there was root beer and coke to drink. i'm usually supposed to not have coke so i had root beer instead. i had 2 pieces of sausage. too bad i couldnt have another piece because apparently the rule was you could only have 2 pieces. 

one day at school i learned about quotation marks. they means when you put them around something it means that the person is saying something. and its not around something that says, said and then the characters. because in real life you wouldnt say may i please have a popscicle said ashton. 

today i read some books from the library and they were about bald eagles and armadillos. and from the bald eagles one i learned that bald eagles can swim. from the armadillo one i learned that baby armadillos are called pups. and also in the bald eagle one i also learned that baby bald eagles are called eaglets. they are very fun books. 

today i got to help paint downstairs. i painted a bunch of stuff on the wall like a dead spider and a bunch of bugs and myself and my name on the floor.

today at the end of school i got a jigsaw puzzle and my name got called out of this little bucket thing and i got to go pick out a prize. i got clappers. the jigsaw puzzle was really fun. it was also really fun. but now at least i know how to do it. and actually it was pretty easy because it said 'for kids' and now i know why it has a bunch of kids doing stuff to get them healthy. the top under where it says my pyramid it says 'eat right, exercise, have fun' and apparently the have fun is a kid riding down a pyramid on a skateboard. and at the bottom under the pyramid there is all the colors it is. and it actually goes in order it goes orange, green, red, blue, purple. and the words below have the same thing. 

today i got a new ID.  it was really fun.  and after that when i did some of my chores and i came into the computer room to blog soon talan started attacking me. 

yesterday i had a substitute teacher at school. his name is mr. allen

today i learned how to do math with something like 200+104 and something like 19+200 and something like 16+20. i also learned about time management and time management is when you have no mommy and daddy to help you do your chores. you just look at the time and say 'its 6:00, so i have time to watch tv and get my chores done. my mom taught me both of them. it was a really fun day.

today i went camping. i got to shoot a potato gun and i got to do this thing where this lady put a water bottle on this one machine and i got to pull the rope and the waterbottle flew off. it was a really fun camout. i had hashbrowns and bacon and biscuits and sausage for breakfast. and also i got to have hot chocolate. 

today i am going camping. it is going to be really fun. i'm going to sleep in a tent.

today with my yellow little dice i just found out that my whole entire name is 6 letters. lets see the cooper is 6 letters. i said all the letters and counted the dots. same thing with ashton. and cooper and i didnt actually know that my whole name is 6 letters. right when i found out i thought to myself i could have a nickname that has 6 letters in it. it will be lots of fun because my whole entire name even my nickname had 6 letters. hey, what if i had a fake name that was 6 letters. that would be cool. everybody would be calling me something that starts with 6 letters. i dont care. just call me whatever you want. but it has to start with 6 letters. 

last night when i lost my tooth the tooth fairy brought me a ds game. it was a pokemon ds game. i really really liked it. when i got to school i told all my friends about my tooth. 

today i lost my first tooth. we were supposed to slam the door but my mom just yanked it and it came out. it was the most exciting day of my life. i went out to the back porch and called daddy. i left him a message about it. i was so scared but suddenly when my mom yanked it BOOM and now when i take my tooth out thats what i'm gonna do. 

Today I went to a fieldtrip. It was called One in the sun. I went on a hike and I went to this place where i got to catch bugs. It was really cool. 

At recess i was running too fast and i fell down. And it just hurt a little bit and when i looked down to see what happened i saw it was bleeding. I went to mrs macha and said"i need to go to the nurse" and she said it would be fine...lets just put a bandaid on it when we get back in class. 

Today when I woke up mommy had something to show me. It was a new shirt. And when I went to school I wore the shirt but not the tie. It is a long sleeved shirt with stripes and it is white and it has a front pocket. The tie is blue and navy blue and it has skulls on it. 

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

MILK SHAKE

What room has no floors, no ceilings, no windows, no doors and no walls?

A MUSHROOM

What is a pickles favorite musical?

HELLO DILLY

Today on the way home from school I was walking and I thought I saw Justin at another person's house. When I saw Aunt Tanya I said, "Is it just me or did I just see Justin mowing that lawn." Aunt Tanya said, "yes." Then I said, "what...did he break something and now he has to do chores at someone elses house to get money?" 

At 1st recess I played with nobody. On 2nd recess I played with Hunter. My cousins are here and annoying. Again today my mom and Aunt Tanya tortured me to try and get my loose tooth out. It did not work. 

Yesterday at school daddy came to lunch with me. Talan and mommy came too. It was really exciting.

Next friday I am going to Justin's school for a field trip called One in the Sun. And also he is coming to my school for band playing.

Today Sue came over to give me some cookie things to make cookies. She also gave me cookie stamps. And I'm going to make cookies for Family Home Evening today.

This morning I had donuts for breakfast and then I went to family day with daddy. There was a meeting but there was stuff in the back and I had alot of bagels and I had a few bites of cake.

Today when I came home from school and I didnt see them quite right when i got in because i came in from the back. There were rainboots laying on the floor. i knew they were mine because they were the ones i ordered. i was very excited that they got here. they had spiderman black widows on them from spiderman. 

Today when I got home from school I started doing my chores and when I got done reading and i was coming downstairs i found some deodorant on my dresser. i took it downstairs and asked mommy if it was my deodorant and she said yes. right away when i knew it was mine i used it. 

Today I went to the doctor for my tongue-tie appointment. I think that my tongue tie shot is going to hurt alot. At least I get it sometime next month. 

On Saturday I went on the water slide. I had lots of fun. I jumped on the water slide and then when I was in the air I sat down and when I came down I was sitting. It was awesome! I also did a dive. And a cannon ball. The cannon ball was off limits. There was also a little water slide down below. And 2 cannons so when people came down the little slide one could shoot them with watere and then another one when people came down the big water slide people could shoot them, spray them with the water cannon. It was alot of fun.

My Loose Tooth

I was at a minature golf course and suddenly I figured out I had a loose tooth. I was really excited. I told mommy and daddy this was the greatest day of my life because today was the day of my first loose tooth. 

On Sunday August 31, 2008 it was the last day of daddy's 3 days in Kansas. I want to spend as much time with daddy as I can. 

My mom went to get a haircut today, so Lyndsey had to watch me. 

I made up this new word named puchrit. It means, well actually its just a short way to say "well theres actually only a few things in here" you say "there's puchrit stuff in here. 

When I was 6 I missed the bus and I got to get out of school early for a dr's appt. And after my shots at the dr. i got a mcdonalds certificate for ice cream at mcdonalds. 

Daddy. I love you and I miss you. I'm glad that you are coming back for a couple of days soon.